DC Asylum presents – “Department of Guaranteed Labor (Scene Two)

(Gibbs):  The President is pleased to announce yesterday’s Executive Order expanding the Department of Labor has been successful.

(Reporter):  How do we know this?

(Gibbs):  Because the number of people loosing their jobs has been dramatically reduced.

(Reporter):  Do we know how many jobs were saved?

(Gibbs):  Glenn, it is hard to define “Save”, but at this point, he is sure the situation would have been worse had he not acted.

Well folks, one of the great things about unknown results is if you can’t measure it, you can always pull any number you want out of thin air.




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