DC Asylum presents “Inventing the Wheel”

(Gibbs):  The President has decided there are tremendous gaps in the potential of the wheel.

(Reporter):  Such as?

(Gibbs):  For starters – it only has one side

(Reporter):  And this is a problem??

(Gibbs):  Most definitely – This promotes exclusivity, which is detrimental to uniting this country.

(Reporter):  What does he propose to do/

(Gibbs):  It is under consideration – Reid wants a Four Side Wheel as a model of the Square Deal all Americans want, and Nancy wants a three sided wheel, as a symbol of supporting same-sex marriages.

Well Folks, once again, we see how our elected officials are good at finding problems which never existed, and even better at developing solutions which are more symbolic than they are practical.




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