DC Asylum presents “We gotta stop Clarence Thomas”

(Gibbs):  Uh, it is has come to our attention that Virginia Thomas has joined the Tea Party movement.

(Reporter):  And who is she?

(Gibbs):  Why, she is the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas

(Reporter): And this is a problem because….?

(Gibbs): Can’t you see it?  If there are any cases before the court in which Glenn Beck doesn’t agree with, he will only simply have to give marching orders, and she will influence the court.

(Reporter):  Exactly how will she do something like that?

(Gibbs):  She can burn his toast in the morning, or worse, she can order him to sleep on the couch.

(Reporter): But she’s only the wife – isn’t this an over reaction?

(Gibbs):  Oh no – this is exactly what Rush Limbaugh wants you to think.   But this is dangerous to the Constitution!  The wife of such a powerful position should definitely stay silent, and have no role in her husband’s duties.

(Reporter):  Then help me out… what’s the difference with Michelle?  And why does she have 24 Federally paid secretaries?

(Gibbs):  That’s different

(Reporter):  How so?

(Obama):  I won – I’m the President.

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4 Responses

  1. My name is Piter Jankovich. oOnly want to tell, that your blog is really cool
    And want to ask you: is this blog your hobby?
    P.S. Sorry for my bad english

    • Thanks for the compliment – and no need to apologize about your Engilsh. It’s the thought that counts. Keep coming on back – and post some more comments, I want to know what you are thinking!

      Old-Man-Tex

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